Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.
(Source: teapayne)
(Source: ladyxgaga)
(Source: metalpony)
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
two camels fucking
two thousand notes wow this is xtina’s biggest hit yet
shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
DEAD!
OMFG WHAT IS AIR
For all the monsters going about Madonna.
You people just look like bitter little children.
I guess for being “irrelevant” she sure rattled your cages.
Here comes the copying from Aisha’s site yet it’s poorly researched.
There’s video clips/mag interviews of M stating who’s she inspired by.
No “similar chord progressions” or “I’m a fucking genius” excuse.
The tour already made more an uproar than the Reductive This Way Ball.
- the only one who looks like a bitter little child is madonna
- she is basing her entire career off gaga now
- she is irrelevant. look at her chart performance recently
- theres clips and interviews of gaga saying who she’s inspired by too
- which includes madonna
- theres also v magazine columns written by gaga that will completely destroy your entire argument that she is a copycat
- and theres also the fact that madonna’s entire career was copied from marilyn monroe
- guess what, youre right: the only similarity with btw and express yourself is the chord progression
- the only uproar that irrelevant tour made is because madonna is a bitter little child like you said and is basing her career off gaga
- and it didnt make a bigger uproar than the born this way ball actually, because gagas life and all the lives of the people who bought tickets in indonesia were threatened so bad by terrorists and extremists who think she is satan that her permit was taken away from her after the tour already sold out
- is the madonna show selling thousands of tickets out in like 2 minutes?
there has to be a day where hell just
breaks loose
when an interviewer asks Gaga what she thinks about Madonna….
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Class is too quiet
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Stomach:
Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
(Source: simplejustin)
(Source: gorgossium)
Welcome to the Lady Gaga fandom
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1. You'll be called a devil worshipper if you join.
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2. Tour merch >>>>>> your life
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3. Don't ask us if she has a bf. We won't be entirely sure 90% of the time.
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4. You'll grow a dick if you call yourself a little monster. If you already have one, it'll get bigger.
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5. We worship gaga's ass.
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6. And boobs.
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7. We all know a few german words (at least).
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8. We tend to not sleep for weeks waiting for stuff to be released.
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9. Short-term goal:
get in the monster pit.
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10. We never get bored, there's always something to deal with/figure out.
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11. The FBI wants to think like us.
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12. Ed is like a god to us.
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13. We won't get sick of people spamming Gaga on twitter. Our desire for her to notice us is as big as everyone else's, we understand.
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14. We would kill for new Gagavisions.
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15. 99% of the time we'll be able to tell you where Gaga is.
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16. The other 1% we'll just say she's in Narnia.
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17. Favorite thing:
Gaga's hashtags.
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18. We call her Gaga, not 'Lady Gaga'
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19. We think about the BTWBall at least 5 times/day.
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20. We freak out if she stops tweeting for longer than 24 hours.
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21. Twitpics > everything
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22. We're all secretly very fucking jealous of Tara
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23. Lady Starlight
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24. 176 Stanton St.
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25. Joanne
Lady Gaga feat Colby O'donis - Just Dance
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2008:
Who is Gaga?
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2012:
Who is Colby?
1986
- Gaga’s birth year
- Madonna’s age
